I had an epiphany of sort this past weekend about maintaining our favorite middle school yearbook signing of k.i.t. Now that we are grown up and spread all over the world or in the same town but hindered by the parking lot we refer to as the freeway, its pretty hard to stay in touch. What I miss most about being in the same geographic region is the rich dinner party conversations about politics, racism, poverty and most importantly sex/relationships. Why not use this blogging thing? Post something in response so we can get a "conversation" going! Here is our chance to stay in touch; read it, partake in it, shake your head in disbelief but let me start the conversation with this scenario.
I would like to share about my friend, Oliver (some of you may know him as the other twin of Clarence) Oliver in his wisdom about what battles we should fight for in a relationship has this theory. In trying to decide whether or not to buy his girlfriend a bigger ring he came up with a solution. He measured the necessity of that battle by asking himself this question: When she looks at this ring would she think "Oliver is such a cock sucker or I want to suck Oliver's cock" Okay...I know, complete misogyny but you get the point. So in a culture where being independent and true to ourselves is expected if not insisted upon, how do you decide what you are willing to give up in a relationship?
The Intrigue
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4 comments:
I guess it would depend on the size of the cock...er, rock.
A ring is simply a $$$ way of saying I'm really really serious about moving forward.
Ways to tell that he's NOT serious. If he's freakin rich and buys the girl a tiny ring, then he's a cheapO and means "just in case it doesn't work out, I won't loose much". If he's not loaded, yet buys the girl a huge ass ring, then he's an moron but also means "I can resale the ring if it doesn't work out."
So, buy a ring within your means. But after that, if the girl wants a bigger ring, she probably cares more about herself than you. Then you ask yourself is this the kind of life partner I need?
haha this is hilarious
If Oliver would just keep his cock clean, maybe his gf would suck it more often with or without the rock.
So there. 2 cents worth.
is the topic rings? i was going to mention the fact that calling Oliver "my other twin" kind of implies that I have two twins. and Oliver is but the other twin. Or is my English that bad now that I can't tell what's right and wrong anymore.
i'm confusing.
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